For online daters

A dating profile that actually sounds like you, and gets replies.

Paste your current bio or prompts. Get back 3 alternative bios, 6 answered prompt options across Hinge/Bumble/Tinder, a 5-message opener template set, a photo-order checklist, and a cut list of what is quietly working against you, usually within the hour.

$49one report, one price, delivered by email

Usually within the hour

Start your order →What you get

No call, no meeting, no account
Prepared under a 17-year supply chain principal
Full refund if it cannot be produced from what you send

Who this is for

Someone whose bio is a wall of text or three words and a shrug emoji

Person getting matches but no replies, or replies but no first dates

Someone who freezes up writing about themselves and knows it

Person switching apps and wants a fresh, consistent profile across all of them

“You know your current bio isn't working — matches go quiet, or you're not getting matched at all — but every time you try to rewrite it yourself it comes out either bland or trying too hard. Every week your profile sits there flat is a week of matches you never see because someone swiped past a bio that didn't sound like anyone worth messaging.”

What you get

3 alternative bios: written for Hinge-style prompts (each under 300 characters) and one long-form version under 500 characters for Bumble
6 answered prompt options you can drop into any of the apps you use
A 5-message first-message/opener template set for matches to send or receive
A photo-order checklist based on the photos and notes you describe
A "what to cut" list of lines or details in your current bio that are working against you
Everything written warm and specific to what you actually told us — nothing invented, no pickup-artist lines

Inside the document

MalakarConsulting Reference MC-XXXXXX-XXXX · Prepared for Dating profile rewrite

Hinge prompt: "Together we could..." — "...find the taco truck with the longest line, because that's always the right call." (under 300 characters)

Bumble bio: Long-form under 500 characters, built around your 3 things and what you're looking for

Cut list: "Not into games" — reads as a warning label, not an invitation; cut it

Opener template: "You said [specific detail from their profile] — settle a debate for me: [related light question]"

Photo-order note: Lead with the clearest solo face photo; move the group photo to position 3, not 1

What changes after delivery

Usually within the hour you have 3 alternative bios, 6 ready-to-use prompt answers, five opener templates, a photo-order checklist, and a clear list of what to cut from what you have now. You can update your profile tonight with something that sounds like you on a good day, not a form you filled out.

How people use it

1Swap your current bio and prompts for the rewritten versions tonight
2Reorder your photos per the checklist before your next swipe session
3Use the opener templates on your next few matches instead of "hey"

How this compares

This reportThe alternative

Built from your real detailsNothing invented, matched to your toneGeneric bio templates you fill in

Cross-app coverageHinge, Bumble and Tinder formats in one orderRewritten one app at a time yourself

Cost$49Dating coach packages $150-500

How it works

Fill the form

Five minutes. Attach what you have.

Pay $49

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Production runs

Numbers computed on our servers; analysis checked against public records.

Delivered by email

Usually within 24 hours, as a document you can print or forward.

Order: Dating Profile Rewrite (Hinge, Bumble, Tinder)

⏰ About 5 minutes · a handful of questions

Your name

Email for delivery

First name Age range City Apps you use (select all that apply) Paste your current bio and/or prompt answers 3 things you love doing What are you looking for Preferred tone Anything to avoid mentioning (ex, job details, past relationships, etc.) optional Notes on your current photos (what you have, what order, any you're unsure about) optional Attach a screenshot of your current profile (optional)

By ordering you accept the terms and this product's scope: This rewrite is a template/draft prepared by an AI-assisted process with human review, based only on what you tell us — it does not invent facts, credentials or experiences you did not provide. It is not dating or relationship coaching, uses no manipulation or pickup-artist tactics, and results (matches, replies, dates) vary and are not promised. If it cannot be produced from what you submit, you are refunded in full.

Questions

Will you make up things about me to sound more interesting?

No. Everything is built from what you tell us in the intake. If we need more detail to make a line land, we'll ask you for it rather than invent it.

Can I use this across all three apps?

Yes — the prompt answers and bios are written to work across Hinge, Bumble and Tinder's formats, with length limits respected for each.

How fast is delivery?

Usually within the hour.

Refunds?

If the rewrite cannot be produced from what you submitted, full refund. Delivered rewrites are non-refundable.

Written by matching what you actually said about yourself to a tone you picked, not a generic template or invented persona, with a refund if it cannot be produced from what you submit.

Sudip Malakar, Principal · Malakar Consulting

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